The Lost Dungeon of Rickedness: Big Rick Energy

Listen up!

You're in my dungeon now, Morty! On Earth C-141, I'm a LEGENDARY D&D adventure writer!

When people think of impossibly difficult dungeons or winding, labyrinthine maps, those things ain't Gygaxian - they're SANCHEZIAN!

I do whatever I want over there, and they eat it up! I'm a celebrity Dungeon Master there, too! My livestreamed show, Cynical Troll, gets a billion views a day!

It seemed a little selfish to contain all that GREATNESS to a single dimension, so I lifted one of the all-time favorite Sanchezian adventures and snuck it back here to dimension C-132.

(Usually that kind of s**t is frowned upon, but it's just a D&D adventure. We're not exactly violating the Prime Directive or whatever.)

This is a good old-fashioned dungeon crawl for a party of 1st-level adventurers, whose character sheets in this box should also contain. They'll probably reach 3rd level by the end of it.

So here it is. This adventure brought peace to a warring galaxy. What did you ever do?

Oh, you picked up this adventure?

Good start.

And awaaaay we go!